And Then There Were *Four: #2017MMM The Elite Trait Recap

Fellow mammal haters, (I mean can we really claim to love them when every match we are setting them up for some kind of unsightly demise?) Welcome to the Elite Trait! (#2017MMM organizers I see what you did there) Where there will be grand adventures to far off habitats (desert, chaparral, fen, and laurel forest) … Continue reading And Then There Were *Four: #2017MMM The Elite Trait Recap

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Let’s All Go To Our Happy Place: #2017MMM Recap Sweet 16

Tap.. Tap…. Tap….  is this thing on?  *Pushes buttons*  How do you tell if this thing is working!?!? Apologies to all mammal/GIF/Trash Talk lovers as I am subbing in tonight a little earlier than expected and I wasn’t able to go through all my practice flight simulations ahead of time. So if this crashes and … Continue reading Let’s All Go To Our Happy Place: #2017MMM Recap Sweet 16

Giraffes Can’t Dance and Neither Can I: #2017MMM Round Two Recap- Coulda Shoulda and Two/One

By guest contributor Drew Hatzenbihler Hello from the other side (of the Ole' Miss). Drew here from MinneSNOWta! I have been selected to write an honorary guest recap due to my particular sense of humor and mad skills with what the kids are calling "gifs" and "Memes". I will do my best not to disappoint. … Continue reading Giraffes Can’t Dance and Neither Can I: #2017MMM Round Two Recap- Coulda Shoulda and Two/One

Hubris and a Honey Badger: #2017MMM Round Two Recap- Desert and Adjective

I would like this brief 1 minute video to serve as my introduction to the latest #2017MMM update. WELL, folks, you've been a great crowd! That's all we have for you tonight! God bless you and good night! OK, back to business– Jen K here with your Round Two March Mammal Madness update, where the … Continue reading Hubris and a Honey Badger: #2017MMM Round Two Recap- Desert and Adjective

#2017MMM Round One Recap: 2 Become 1

And we'reeeee back. With "basketball" March Madness and "mammal" March Madness about to start living in a world with each other, this will be shorter than my last diatribe. You're lucky, folks. Saved by the basketbell. (See what I did there?) TWO ANIMALS. ONE MAMMAL. We complete the first round with a region that sounds like the … Continue reading #2017MMM Round One Recap: 2 Become 1

Coulda, Shoulda… Didn’t. Wouldn’t. #2017MMM Round One Recap

OK, this just got real, people. Jen K here with the latest #2017MMM recap... Last night we experienced the most badass corner of the bracket, the Coulda Shoulda division. Many, many people in our pool picked final winners from this region, including yours truly, foolishly boarding the #teamdirewolf train. As I try to pick up the shards … Continue reading Coulda, Shoulda… Didn’t. Wouldn’t. #2017MMM Round One Recap

Let them eat desert: #2017MMM Round One recap

Hello all. This is Matt, back for another recap of all the Desert-Adapted Round 1 Mammal March Madness intrigue . Sorry for being a few days late on this one. I was just a wee bit busy trying to PICK UP THE PIECES OF MY BRACKET. That's right, true to its popular image, the desert round … Continue reading Let them eat desert: #2017MMM Round One recap

And the Oscar Goes To…. #2017MMM Round One Adjective Mammals Recap

Greetings, sleepy mammals. All caught up on your shuteye after staying up until past 11 last night to watch the Adjective Mammals battle it out in a stunningly Oscar-length round one of 2017 March Mammal Madness last night? Welcome to the second recap of MARCH MAMMAL MADNESS 2017! While not technically one of "the youths" (Matt's … Continue reading And the Oscar Goes To…. #2017MMM Round One Adjective Mammals Recap

NUTS NUTS NUTS: #2017MMM Wild Card Recap

Hello ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, mammals and.... reptiles (I see you frontin', Gila Monster), Welcome to the first recap of MAMMAL MARCH MADNESS 2017! I am your co-recapper, Matt Gaboury, and am very excited to be joining Jen here all March long to provide you with our #2017MMM battle recaps and reactions (and … Continue reading NUTS NUTS NUTS: #2017MMM Wild Card Recap

Coming Soon: March Mammal Madness Updates

Dear readers... all seven of you... I apologize in advance for the inundation of posts you are about to see on an event I am involved with every year called March Mammal Madness. Just like in the basketball tournament, 64 mammals are ranked, seeded, and pitted against one another in a battle royale that plays out … Continue reading Coming Soon: March Mammal Madness Updates